Things i Hear

sniff sniff. "You smell like chicken"

"No i don't."

"ah. Yeah. ya do"

"No i don't. You smell like chicken"

"No, its you, it didn't smell like chicken until you got in the car. Its you"

silence

Location: Red light next to a KFC

Don't worry, we figured it out.

Things i hear

Boss at Product Development meeting.

Boss: "Allison, Can i take a quick peek at your rack?" Referring to a Z-Rack tucked away full of preproduction samples.

awkward.

Things i hear

Boss at meeting:  "Im Excited! We aren't all Idiots!!"

The Things i Hear

Last night in class:

Student: "How did they manage to leave?" (something along those lines)

DR H : "Oh, they simply snookied out of the situation"

JerseyShore Fan much?

Things I Hear

This new little segment is brought to you by the random things i hear whether they are to me, around me or from me.

"im not saying your not pretty, all im saying is that you got potential"