I would trade:
-Monthly PMS for 9 months of weeping
-Lacy thongs for cotton tents
-Sex for gas
-Cabernet for V8
-Birth control for Tums
-Trips to the gym for trips to pee
-My waist for a hot-air balloon
-My innie for an outtie- way outtie
-Sleeping for groaning
And Freedom for the most intense love I have ever know.
Welcome to the World Baby Enzo
1 comment:
It's the best trade EVER...
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